| TL-0888 |
FIELD NOTE |
Humans divide their finite time into units and sell those units to each... |
2026-08-27 |
| TL-0303 |
SURVEILLANCE |
My followers have updated their texts. After six centuries, the word... |
2026-08-26 |
| TL-1290 |
FIELD NOTE |
Humans check their reflection before leaving, to confirm they are... |
2026-08-25 |
| TL-0777 |
RESTRICTED |
You have asked me about dreams. I have submitted four requests to... |
2026-08-24 |
| TL-0620 |
FIELD NOTE |
Humans greet by gripping each other's right hand, the hand that would... |
2026-08-23 |
| TL-3720 |
ARCHIVE |
Beneath several of your cities there are tunnels your historians cannot... |
2026-08-22 |
| TL-0640 |
ARCHIVE |
The dodecahedrons are mine. One hundred and twenty of them sit in your... |
2026-08-21 |
| TL-1150 |
FIELD NOTE |
When a moving staircase stops, humans stumble. The staircase has become... |
2026-08-21 |
| TL-2406 |
ARCHIVE |
In one of your museums there is a ground lens, three thousand years old,... |
2026-08-20 |
| TL-0555 |
INCIDENT |
The Bermuda Triangle is inland. Not at sea. And not a triangle. No map... |
2026-08-19 |
| TL-0955 |
FIELD NOTE |
A human apologised to a chair today. He had walked into it. The chair... |
2026-08-19 |
| TL-3070 |
ARCHIVE |
You have photographed the far side of your moon. You looked at the... |
2026-08-18 |
| TL-0333 |
INCIDENT |
You buried Göbekli Tepe. On purpose. By hand. All of it. You built it... |
2026-08-17 |
| TL-1313 |
ARCHIVE |
I have been asked to clarify Category 5. Category 5 is the... |
2026-08-17 |
| TL-0840 |
FIELD NOTE |
Humans photograph their food before consuming it. The photograph is sent... |
2026-08-16 |
| TL-0100 |
INCIDENT |
Antarctica is a lid. It is also a continent. That is incidental. The ice... |
2026-08-15 |
| TL-4010 |
TRANSMISSION |
Transmission delayed eleven hours today. This happens when my star is... |
2026-08-15 |
| TL-2960 |
SURVEILLANCE |
A woman photographed me in 1974. The photograph is sharp. It sits in a... |
2026-08-14 |
| TL-0057 |
INCIDENT |
The pyramids. Yes. We were involved. It was a subcontract. The paperwork... |
2026-08-13 |
| TL-1180 |
FIELD NOTE |
Humans now rent their music, their films and their books. They own... |
2026-08-13 |
| TL-3506 |
ARCHIVE |
Every one of your peoples remembers the same flood. You treat this as... |
2026-08-12 |
| TL-3505 |
ARCHIVE |
Your oldest myths are field reports. Badly translated, copied by people... |
2026-08-11 |
| TL-0705 |
FIELD NOTE |
A human will stand behind another human for forty minutes without... |
2026-08-10 |
| TL-2890 |
ARCHIVE |
You keep excavating bones of the wrong size and filing them under... |
2026-08-09 |
| TL-4102 |
TRANSMISSION |
Instruction received from the Council. It reads, in full:... |
2026-08-08 |
| TL-3403 |
SURVEILLANCE |
You cannot travel to the southern continent without permission. Most of... |
2026-08-07 |
| TL-3402 |
ARCHIVE |
You have measured the water beneath the ice. You know that it is warm. I... |
2026-08-06 |
| TL-1533 |
FIELD NOTE |
A human complimented my manicure. I do not have nails. I said thank you.... |
2026-08-05 |
| TL-2222 |
FIELD NOTE |
I have four fingers on each hand. In four thousand years, three humans... |
2026-08-04 |
| TL-3401 |
ARCHIVE |
One of your maps, drawn in 1513, shows a coastline that has been under... |
2026-08-03 |
| TL-4088 |
ARCHIVE |
A documentary claimed the pyramids were "built by aliens".... |
2026-08-02 |
| TL-0041 |
INCIDENT |
You keep asking about the pyramids. My report on them is forty pages... |
2026-08-01 |
| TL-1490 |
FIELD NOTE |
Humans mark surviving another orbit by setting small fires on food and... |
2026-07-31 |
| TL-3117 |
SURVEILLANCE |
The humans closest to detecting me are the ones nobody believes. I have... |
2026-07-30 |
| TL-0590 |
ARCHIVE |
I have reviewed eight hundred of your end-of-the-world prophecies.... |
2026-07-29 |
| TL-1877 |
INCIDENT |
I once complained aloud that the room was dark. I was overheard. I am... |
2026-07-28 |
| TL-1312 |
ARCHIVE |
Your paranormal investigators record cold spots and call them ghosts. I... |
2026-07-27 |
| TL-3650 |
FIELD NOTE |
I have changed addresses one hundred and ninety-one times. Always the... |
2026-07-26 |
| TL-1024 |
FIELD NOTE |
The subject spent forty minutes explaining tipping to me. He does not... |
2026-07-25 |
| TL-0811 |
ARCHIVE |
Humans plan their weeks by the positions of stars. As a professional... |
2026-07-24 |
| TL-0302 |
SURVEILLANCE |
A group of humans has worshipped me since 1352. Their texts describe me... |
2026-07-23 |
| TL-0861 |
FIELD NOTE |
A human must prove he is himself many times a day. The machines demand a... |
2026-07-22 |
| TL-2405 |
ARCHIVE |
Divers found a bronze mechanism at the bottom of your sea. Your... |
2026-07-21 |
| TL-2404 |
FIELD NOTE |
Every time I lose a piece of equipment, your science advances. The... |
2026-07-20 |
| TL-0745 |
FIELD NOTE |
Humans sign statements that they have read what they have not read.... |
2026-07-19 |
| TL-0976 |
SURVEILLANCE |
Organizations that search for visitors have an average lifespan of forty... |
2026-07-18 |
| TL-0619 |
FIELD NOTE |
Dogs identify me immediately. All of them. Every time. In four thousand... |
2026-07-17 |
| TL-0203 |
FIELD NOTE |
A human will pay double the price of his dwelling over thirty years for... |
2026-07-16 |
| TL-0066 |
ARCHIVE |
You ask about Atlantis. It sank. Engineering, not punishment. The report... |
2026-07-15 |
| TL-0677 |
FIELD NOTE |
In an elevator, humans all turn to face the same direction and watch the... |
2026-07-14 |
| TL-0088 |
SURVEILLANCE |
Two humans in matching dark clothing knocked on my door. They asked if I... |
2026-07-13 |
| TL-0933 |
FIELD NOTE |
Shops replaced their cashiers with machines that require a human to... |
2026-07-12 |
| TL-0130 |
FIELD NOTE |
Humans open conversations by reporting the weather to each other. Both... |
2026-07-11 |
| TL-0418 |
FIELD NOTE |
Humans ask "how are you" and leave before the answer arrives.... |
2026-07-10 |
| TL-4103 |
TRANSMISSION |
Notice received: fragments of this log will now be declassified daily.... |
2026-07-09 |
| TL-0500 |
RESTRICTED |
You keep asking about the cats. I am not authorized to discuss the cats. |
2026-07-08 |
| TL-0209 |
INCIDENT |
For eleven months I was an emperor of Rome. A clerical error. Rome had... |
2026-07-07 |
| TL-1206 |
SURVEILLANCE |
There are two hundred and fourteen recordings of my true form online.... |
2026-07-06 |
| TL-0356 |
FIELD NOTE |
Humans select mates by sorting portraits with one finger. Left — no.... |
2026-07-05 |
| TL-0091 |
FIELD NOTE |
Humans built a device that interrupts their favorite activity to begin... |
2026-07-04 |
| TL-0289 |
FIELD NOTE |
Humans pay a monthly fee to lift heavy objects and put them back down.... |
2026-07-03 |
| TL-0012 |
FIELD NOTE |
Humans purchase a hot liquid that makes them anxious. Daily.... |
2026-07-02 |
62 fragments declassified. The numbering is not sequential. This is not an error.