FRAGMENT TL-2047 · Bedroom exits · FIELD NOTE

Council regulation: two exits per bedroom. I inspected yours. Your file lists one exit, the door, and the door is the one you use. I counted three. The door. The window, which opens a finger's width, and has. The vent above the wardrobe, which you have never used and never looked at. It has been looked at. The count stands on your side as one and on mine as three, and the room does not contest mine. Why the regulation wants a second exit is not a question I am cleared to answer. You have not asked. Compliant.