FRAGMENT TL-0091 · Snooze button · FIELD NOTE

SUBJECT · The nine-minute button

LOG DAY 91

Humans built a device that interrupts their favorite activity to begin their least favorite. Then they added a button that delays this by nine minutes. Not ten. Nine. The Council has asked me to stop reporting on the button.

FILE TL-0091DECLASSIFIED 2026-07-04

Photographic appendix to fragment TL-0091, subject Snooze button, rubric field note. — PHOTOGRAPHIC APPENDIX · TL-0091-AUNATTRIBUTED

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